There once was a brilliantly pink pig,
who wore an Abraham Lincoln hair-styled wig,
his long brown hairy wig would fluter and dance as he sored through the sky,
you would never see the pig leave without his hair waving to you "good-bye",
underneath his costly glamorous wig, the pig had a brain that was quite intellectual!
but the pig wanted to fool everyone with a huge head full of hair so he could be acceptable,
usually the pig didn't care about popularity
until one day all the pig ladies said, "hey Mr. Celebrity,
what is your name? you must have lots of fortune and fame!"
"My name is Harry and yes I sure do! That's why I talk to all sorts of beautiful pig women like you!"
Hairy went on living, secretly ashamed of his bald head,
this wig gave him confidence to live instead,
until one day he met a unique alien pig, she was out of this world!
she even had REAL luscious long hair that curled,
he went to approach her but she started to giggle and laugh,
that's only because this alien pig would grow to be his better half,
Hairy asked, "do you like my wig?"
she said, "No. I like Harry the pig. The bald pig without the wig!"
Hairy for years wore many wigs proudly like it was a crown,
when he realized his dream piggy accepted him he took it off and set it down,
"Hmmm, maybe I don't need a wig after all to be clever, charming ,and witty"
she then said, "you are the most handsome piggy without that wig in any city! I'm not into popularity or worried about style! Let's paint this town together and remember to smile!"
That day Harry the pig learned true beauty comes from within,
you don't need a wig or anything to cover your skin!,
Hairy took off his wig and the alien pig loved him without hair
he loved her too, and now they share their love without a care.